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lyrics
Bonsai! Here comes the bad guy/
the black guy/
with a James Bond mic/
giving demons black eyes/
squash 'em down to a Pad-i/
flip the "i" from the backside/
yeah, their squad lies/
that size/
Y'all act like your brains are bottle-cap size/
I'ma drain where you float your boat and watch it capsize/
You look insane like Constantine staring in a cat's eyes/
confused and strange, like, "Dude where's my car I can't find?!.."/
Couldn't gain appeal (a peel) if you tore off/
the skin of a banana or an orange/
Money gains appeal, but "you still need more mon" (mormon); Romney/
you funny dudes [are] playing on a danger-field; Rodney/
Comedy; commonly everybody wanna run around with the chief clothes/
but you're too back & forth, up & down, like cheat codes; undefeatable/
You ain't thoro' ("toro!") but could still end up under feet of bull/
In other words get ran over/
You a grandmother/
With a hangover/
I'm a Range Rover/
driven by a deranged soldier/
with road rage in both lanes/
with propane tanks loaded/
sitting with hands folded/
Please don't take it literal, it's just for illustration/
A little bit of patience & I'll fill you with some illness from my little iller-station/
I'm a serial-killer & my victim's still the same, it's: the will of Satan/
Shhh, don't broadcast/
You feel (fill) regular, I feel (fill) premium, like we both bought gas/
Everything you're leaking when you're speaking be stinking like your throat got gas so bad it could melt hard glass/
Welcome to my Art class/
Call me Prof. Black/
Don't sit far back/
you might get marked "Ab"/
I'll be teaching Creativity, Originality, What Rhyme Patterns Be...& a lot more with all that/
I'm a rhyme machine made from a time machine/
rapper in your time, in another time I'm a king/
I found a light so bright I blinded a diamond ring/
call me out, if you lost your mind...dial & ring/
"Overtime! Overtime!"...you wish, try to win!/
We strong from BC to AD; vitamins/
No overtime, it's "it's over" time...violins/
& sad faces, from lyrical violence!/
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